bombing:

just saw a post accusing Obama of working for the government

windows-vriska:

kristintastic:

windows-vriska:

"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you

you must be really small then…only 16?!

please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best

sailorleo:

i hope the word “sadstuck” outlives people actually remembering or caring about homestuck so eventually nobody will know why its called that

afragmentcastadrift:

Those two words that put fear in your heart, a chill down your spine…

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youngmasterkuzu:

when someone does something better than you

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monetizeyourcat:

danny devito is almost perfectly symmetrical. one of the most beautiful sights in nature

bipolarbillcipher:

hammerlock:

bipolarbillcipher:

(open rp)

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deer teeth

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dont

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tyleroakley:

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

what a prestigious title

tyleroakley:

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

what a prestigious title

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

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that works

i just got it back today

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mission accomplished

highkingofskyrim; "Hi i'm sending you an ask for the ask thing without pasting the symbol and without going on anon because I am HARDCOREREBEL"

(way 2 FIGHT THE SYSTEM)

im actually running out of things to confess the rest would probably all be “ur such a gay egg” to @all of my friends 

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

Anonymous; "∯"

i wish i knew what to say to you 

tedtheodorelogan:

its all fun to change ur url to something festive but SOME of us have Brands to maintain

Anonymous; "∯"

i care about you a lot more than in comfortable with admitting